Funny life quotes

What is funny life quotes site all about? Well, let’s think for a moment…Our life is a puzzle made up of every imaginable piece of our soul existence – love, fear, hope, joy, faith, hatred, disappointment, enthusiasm and everything else I have not mentioned. Those funny life quotes are only a fraction of what we feel or how we live, but it still is so good to read, especially if they cheer you up. Have a wonderful time here reading our funny life quotes and sayings.

“Life is a reality without a rubber.” Unknown

The absurdity occurs when robots are created just for hammering the nails and we forget to create the hammers. (Source unknown)

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way. (Quote on a T-shirt)

The pesimist says: “it cannot get any worse”. The optimist joyfully exclaims: “yes, it can!” (Source unknown)

Logic will lead you from A to B. Imagination will lead your everywhere. (Albert Einstein)

The “feel yourself at home” habit is typical of kings, prostitutes and thieves. (O. de Balzac)

When a couple meets in one room, they hardly tell rosary to each other. (J. T. Vaizgantas)

Life is good. Comfortable life is even better. (Russian movie “Prisoner of Caucasus”)

I don’t know what weapons are we going to use in the third world war, but the in fourth world war we will use only  sticks and stones. (Albert Einstein)

The courage to make mistakes is the key element of creativity. (Newton)

Life is a deadly disease for a lifetime. (Source unknown)

The worst piece of furniture is an empty bookshelf. (Lithuanian quote taken from a newspaper)

All men are equal, but there are some more equal. (G. Orwell)

The best way to help fishermen is to become one. (Chankok)

A man is most comical when he thinks of himself in an excessively serious – minded manner. (Og Mandino)

In very rare cases a man is able to live for some ideal, though many are willing to die for it. (H. Hese)

Seven pleasures of life: to love, to make love, to piss, to poo, to eat, to drink and to sleep. And it will never be any different. (Source unknown)

The worst sickness is getting attached to one’s sickness. (Seneca)

There isn’t anyone who could be satisfied and happy examining himself. (M. K. Chiurlionis)

It’s always best to tell the trust, unless you are an exceptionally good liar. (Jerome Klapka Jerome)

Love is the only passion which accepts neither past nor future. (O De. Balzac)

What do you need to succeed? Uncertainty and trust in yourself. (M. Twain)

The art does not need to be popular; it’s the society that needs to become artistic. (O. Wilde)

To run away while in love – that’s heroic. (Napoleon)

I never allowed my school to stop me from educating myself. (M. Twain)

The right for respect is earned only by those who respect others. (Suchomlinsky)

The one, who never makes mistakes, never makes anything. (S. Smyles)

A wise man is ashamed of his disadvantages, but is not afraid to get loose of them. (Seneca)

The tendency to speak is almost conversely proportional to the quality of intellect. (A. Schopenhauer)

Lying to yourself is the worst of all. This way the one who lies always stays near the one who is deceived. (Plato)

I am satisfied if I find one good idea from one thousand. (A. Nobel)

Imagination is a weapon in a war against the reality. (J. de Gaultier)

I guess the most important thing in life is not to hurt anyone and comfort the downcast. (O. Shreiner)

You will get hurt by thorns if you make your way, however, you won’t see roses if you are standing in one place. (G. Spa)

The best way to predict the future is to make one. (A. Kay)

You could memorize millions of facts and still be uneducated. (A. Bourne)

Happiness is a skill to feel completely satisfied. (I. Bergman)

Heaven is somewhat similar to a place where you are right now…it’s only million times better. (L. Anderson)

Use your ears more often that your tongue. (L. A. Seneca)

I still haven’t met a cat that would be very concerned what mice are talking about him. (J. Bulatovich)
Let’s stop here for a second…This, indeed, hilarious funny thought taken from those funny life quotes is quite relevant to our fears of what others might say about our choices.  It teaches us to follow our dreams despite other opinions.

Laziness is nothing more than a habit to take a rest before you are tired. (J. Renar)

Let the childhood come to maturity in a childhood. (J. J. Rousseau)

Love teaches us that instead of admiring one another we should look to the same direction. (A. de Saint Exupery)

Whoever is afraid of suffering is suffering from fear. (M. de Montaigne)

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